Social Distance
I've been slogging in the content mines here on Whidbey Island, creating on-line 'content' for my classes. I wanted to make some music, just for fun! So I did. Me pretending -- once again -- to be a rock-star-of-sorts. A socially distant one, to be sure.
Almost all the quotes at the end come from Donald Trump. Jeez.
I posted this on Facebook, and several people said they'd like to see
the words. I did mix them a little low, but I don't think I'll go back
and redo everything now. Here they are in any case:
our president done tole me
what I gotta do
gonna drink some quinine
I saw it on fox news
why are we so frightened?
I thought it was a hoax
but wait, the story's changin'
now we must stay home
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SOCIAL DISTANCE
6 feet under
stay away from me
I made a blunder
cause I watch TV
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google's got a web site
I'm gonna get a test
we got millions of 'em
so says mikey pence
I drove up to the drive-thru
no tests! I had to go
they said come back at easter
the donald said it's so
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SOCIAL DISTANCE
6 feet under
stay away from me
a vaccine's coming
in two weeks! magically!
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could it be trump's lying?
I don't understand
his ratings they are flying
but I need a ventilator -- aaah!
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SOCIAL DISTANCE
6 feet under
stay away from me
gotta sacrifice
for the market -- I'm old!
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kill me now!
the Dow Jones is calling!
buy my magic quinine elixer -- it cures all!
Stay home, no, go to work, no, it's... it's... Chinese!
you viruses stay offa my lawn!
No science is necessary -- I gotta hunch!
we'll have a vaccine in two weeks!
Europe is banned! No shaking hands!
No-one realized this was a problem!
The best approval ratings ever!
TV ratings are better than the Bachelor!
We have the lowest numbers! Ever!
Anybody that needs a test, gets a test.
We-they're there. They have the tests. And
the tests are beautiful.
We stopped all of Europe!
I've always known this is a real-this is a pandemic!
It's no worse than the common flu!
Nobody would have ever thought a thing like this could have happened